Thomas "Russell" Pearland,TX. future marine, New Mexico is my home

 

kelseykay271:

I dont get drunk often, but when I do I hope to god people save my snapchats.

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

materiajunkie:

nachos and lemonheads on my dad’s boat

you won’t go down cuz MY DICK CAN FLOAT