Thomas "Russell"

Pearland,TX
future marine, varsity Football player
#virginaTech #marines

 

slimmcharles:

blackinamerica:

laytashnicole:

shanellbklyn:

theultraintrovert:

shogunofyellow:

When a gorilla demonstrates better parenting skills than a human.

damn, how does that child feel, like a gorilla told their child not to play with YOU. 


Bol! That gorilla said let’s go! We don’t act like that in public!

slimmcharles:

blackinamerica:

laytashnicole:

shanellbklyn:

theultraintrovert:

shogunofyellow:

When a gorilla demonstrates better parenting skills than a human.

damn, how does that child feel, like a gorilla told their child not to play with YOU. 

Bol! That gorilla said let’s go! We don’t act like that in public!

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

put a letter in my ask

‎A - Available?

B - Birthday?

C - Crushing on?

D - Drink you last had?

E - Easiest person to talk to?

F - Favourite song?

G - Grade i hated?

H - Hometown?

I - Icecream flavour?

J - Jellybean flavour?

K - Killed someone?

L- Longest friendship?

M - Milkshake flavour?

N - Number of siblings?

O - One wish?

P - Person who called me last?

Q - Question your always asked?

R - Reason to smile?

S - Song i last sung?

T - Time you woke up?

U - Umbrella colour?

V - Very best friend?

W - Which celebrity i’d marry?

X - X rays i had?

Y - Your last time you cried?

Z - Zodiac sign?

Anonymous asked
Tell me your favorite story :)

Well ya see I remember I was on my first day of a new job! I was bussing tables and washing dishes for this restraunt! Well my manager told me “hey you’re going to need to buy non slip shoes!” Me being the stubborn ass that I was I ignored it kept doing my job well I had just bussed this huge nasty table and I rushing to the back to drop off these dishes when I slid across the floor sliding into a waitress with a tray full of food. I fell down she dropped the tray on me and I dumped all these dirty dishes on me! So I was soaked in BBQ sauce buffalo sauce,gravy, you name it! 😂

Anonymous asked
Would you lick someones feet if you were offered a thousand dollars??

Hahaha nope!